Picture this: Me sleeping like a baby.
6am: Noise in hallway
Bobby: "Someone is up."
Me: "Probably K." I text her and find out that she was up getting water. Roll over to go back to sleep.
Bobby: "Who's Michael Jenkins?"
Bobby: "Who's Michael Jenkins? He wrote you a love letter."
Me: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Bobby: "Michael Jenkins wrote you a love letter and left it on our bed."
Me: "Are you sleep talking? I have no idea what you are talking about."
Bobby: "No, I had a dream that a guy named Michael Jenkins left you a mooshy love letter on our bed."
Me: "Oh, a dream. Glad we solved that mystery."
Bobby: "So, who is he?"
Me: "Good Lord."