Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I wonder.....

I am sitting on my couch typing and blowing my nose inbetween sentences. Welcome to the back to school cold. It's all through the house, but of course I sent my kids to school. No fever, no vomit, no green boogers, hop on the bus. So I am pondering some thoughts...

*Why can't I just feel comfortable laying on my couch and watching tv 
all day today? What propelled me to clean the dog, the shower and the dishes before I could sit here? My nose is a faucet. That leads me to wonder, even though I cleaned all those things, are they really clean?

*Why do dogs feel the need to roll in horse shit?

*Why is it every time I don't feel well, my husband feels worse?

*What made him think going to bed at 7:30 last night was OK, while I was at a School Comm meeting and the girls hadn't finished their homework? Evidently
 they put themselves to bed at 8:30. When I got home K was asleep with her homework open on her bed under her legs. 

*What made the girls think they could go on the computer this morninig/watch tv with homework not finished?

*Why do I remember my chemistry's teacher name(Mrs. Capone) in High School? I am a relatively smart woman, but got a D in chemistry. Science wasn't my thing. I am having flashbacks because K is working on the periodic table and she is only in the 6th grade!

*I wonder if I can invent something that goes over your nose to
 catch the drippings and make it look cool/stylish.

*I am wondering if you have seen the high heel Crocs that are out? 
I just got a pair (for 1/2 price, yippee!) and I think they are higher than any other shoes I have. I hope they are comfortable because I am wearing them to a wedding that I am attending, not shooting, in a few weeks.

*It's my mom's first day of work at a shop downtown, so I am wondering how she is doing. Maybe after my nap, I will go check on her.  Plus I need more kleenex. 

7 comments:

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

I'm wondering if you sound as whiny in person as you do on here?

Just kiddding...:)

Hope you feel better!

(and if you invent that snot catching thing, I want to see pics of you modeling it!)

Hallie

scargosun said...

"Why is it every time I don't feel well, my husband feels worse?" - I KNOW! What is up with that. I usually tell P to shut up when he pulls that.

Hope you feel better!

Here's my "I wonder"

I wonder why last night I coul dnot get a song from Girl cout Camp (GAG!) out of my head. I was even able to name ALL the cabins that were in it.

Thoughts from the Deep End said...

Two words...

PUFFS
PLUS!


Feel better!

;)
Jackie

Alaina said...

Feel better.

And let me know how you like the crocs. I saw a pair in brown and pink... almost got them... but they weren't on sale.

seachange (kathy) said...

Emergence C rasberry flavor is the best thing for colds. Get better soon!

I too want to know if the high heel crocs are comfortable and what your leg muscels feel like the next day.

Melisa said...

Why is it every time I don't feel well, my husband feels worse?

The laugh of the day! I'm with ya!

Colleen said...

awww...how you feel better!

and you know what? I think it's on that Y chromosome to be a big wuss and shirk your parental duties especially when your lovely wife is under the weather.