Thursday, September 4, 2008

2 Things

I am sure this is coming across as very fancy because I am writing from my new laptop! I feel so high tech! I had the computer boys come over and add a wireless component to my house because I have no brain when it comes to techy stuff. So there is a 50 or so year old man and a 19 (hmmm, not bad) kid asking me a million questions while I try not to sound like a complete idiot. So because I am SO funny and SO sarcastic, the guy asks me what I want to name my wireless system. How am I suppose to know? So I say, "Sue Rocks?" and he says "Um, ok". Hellooooo, I was joking! But hey, they used it anyway and so anytime I want to go wireless my computer tells me I rock. Obviously, if no one else is going to be throwing compliments at me, my computer may as well. 

My other tidbit of the day was bus stop related. I walk down to the end of my street to take B to the bus stop. Now the beginning of my road leaves much to be desired. One house is underground with so much shit on top of it we don't even walk on that side of the street for fear of getting sucked into to some sort of vortex. The house across the street from this "house" has been cleaned up a little, but the people like to collect "stuff". Then there is the house directly across from the bus stop that 2 families live in and freely use the laundry line to hang their unmentionables. So B gets on the bus and Gretel and I are strolling back toward our house. I sniff the air and think, "no, it couldn't be" take another whiff and now I am sure.

 I am smelling pot at 8:00 in the morning, 5 yards away from the elementary school bus stop.

 I am not sure which of the 3 houses was producing the smell, but am hoping that maybe tomorrow they hold off till mid morning.

Oh and stop by tomorrow for a wrap up of my Maine trip with the girls, and my mom and my sister. Now I can access the pictures from my lap top and share them with you! I know, you've been very patiently waiting.....

9 comments:

seachange said...

Tooooo funny!

I was just telling my hudband a few days ago what I did the first time I was in collge back in 1969. My roommate & I had a schedule similar to your neighbors. :-)

Alaina said...

Sue Rocks! I love it!

Mine is GooberSpaz. Yeah. Witty isn't it? lol

Queen Mommy said...

SHUT UP!!! You have GOT to be kidding me?!

scargosun said...

That is awesome...about the name, not so much the pot at 8am. WTF? It was totally underground dude. He probably has a whole farm down there.

Caution Flag said...

Congrats on your step up in techno life! Sue Rocks is great!

Tootsie Farklepants said...

"I smoke two joints in the morning...I smoke two joints in the af-ter-noon". Bob Marley. Heh.

Colleen said...

ewwww! and I thought it was bad when I had two neighbors who couldn't seem to keep their dogs and the associated poop out of my front yard.

Sarah Clapp said...

Maybe those were "clove" cigarettes? hmmm...

I'm trying to picture this underground house, and where can I buy one?

Jules said...

Love it. "Sue Rocks". Too true, right?
And mine? It's called........ wait for it........ MINE.

My neighbor, who has wifi came to me and said "So I noticed a new system up. Was that yours?"

I replied, "Nope. Mine is MINE".

I like to play mind games with the neighbors. He he he he.