Saturday, June 6, 2009

Say What?

Things you hear when you are in the car for 5 hours (driving to a jump rope competition in New Hampshire) from your 10 year old daughter and 9 year old nephew....

*How do you stop a kid from breast feeding?

*I think you could move better jump roping with tighty whities, not boxers.

After having ice-cream:
*A scoop will make you poop.

*A-doy

*Have you ever put Purel in your belly button?

Yeah, never a dull moment.....

7 comments:

Melisa with one S said...

A-doy??? I haven't heard that in years. ha ha

Sounds like an interesting car ride! (Did they ever figure out the breastfeeding thing?)

Hit 40 said...

My boys are old enough that I can crank the music up to rock concert level....

conversation over!!! And, it is not a conversation. All they do is fight. I rather ruin my hearing than listen to them one up each other with penis jokes.

Anonymous said...

You'll have a quiet ride home today with no one to amuse you! I'm surprised those two had voices left by the time they got to N.C.

WeaselMomma said...

I don't have all the answers, but I can answer the 1st one. He has to get married.

Midlife Jobhunter said...

Sometimes I get my best story lines from the mouths of babes. And also, by listening, find out all kinds of things. Sometimes they tend to forget we are there.

Twisted Family Values said...

My next question? Why do you want to put purel in your belly button? ;)

I'm SURE there's a reason! :)

Caution Flag said...

How many did you answer?