I was upstairs clearing off my bed of all the folded laundry from the past few days (weeks) and I was listening to K and B watch the Olympics. (I LOVE the Olympics by the way).
B: "Ooh, look at their Johns".
K: "Their Johns stick out in those tight pants."
B+K, "John this, John that".
I came downstairs and said "What are you guys talking about?"
K: "You know, their Johns. B said that was the name of their privates and that is why they call long johns, long johns."
Moral of the story: Don't always believe what a 9 year old tells you.