Thursday, April 9, 2009

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Dear Makers of Fuzzy Wuzzy and Products Like It With Other Names,

Your product is made for dusting. I appreciate a good cleaning item when I see one. Dust is a large problem in my house. I live next to our horse ring, so I get some dust through the window screens. 

However, I think you are missing a huge market for your dusting mitt. Both of my girls sleep with your mitt. That's right, I said it; "They SLEEP with your mitt." These are, of course, mitts that have never seen dust by wiping a shelf. They are bought from the store (Home Depot, Christmas Tree Shops) and put straight into their beds. They have names like "Softy" and "Fuzzy" and are almost as important as Sherbie and Lambie. 

So, you should really market this to moms for their kids. When you make your millions, remember that I was the one who gave you the idea. 


Caution Flag said...

I have a couple of sensory-needy boys who might just want to marry your girls. I think they would make two cozy, cuddly couples.

Burgh Baby said...

That? Might just be a little odd. I love it!

Vodka Mom said...

What is this thing you call "dusting'???


♥ Braja said...

I want one :)

Oh, yeah, and not for this thing called dusting. Go Vodka Mom...


Melisa with one S said...

That is AWESOME. Just add some googly-eyes!