Setting: Me cutting a pineapple because B has turned into a Hawaiian and can't get enough pineapple.
K: Why are you cutting that pineapple? Don't you know people live in pineapples?
K: You know like SpongeBob. He lives in a pineapple.
Me: Hmm, right. Didn't think of that.
K: You are killing their habitat.
B: What are you PETA for pineapples?